Relationship Quotes

• Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond. -Thomas Love Peacock

• Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? -Barbara Streisand

• To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -Ogden Nash

• I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. -Patrick Murray

• All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. -Lord Byron

• Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing. -Elie Wiesel

• A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. -Arnold H. Glasow

• Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. -Abraham Lincoln

• We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. -Rodney Dangerfield

• Women are confusing. They hate it when you ask how old they are, then they turn around and bite your head off if you forget their birthday. -Scott E. Roeben

A Kiss in the Morning

When your partner leaves you, don´t forget to say goodbye. It´s easy to get into the habit of walking out the door, but that last minute reminder that you do care will often carry subconsciously through the day. Give that last smile and kiss before the other parts of life take over.

Mutually beneficial relationship

So what exactly is a “Mutually beneficial relationship?” A Mutually beneficial relationship is when someone you get to have sex with, no strings attached. There’s no expensive dinners, no roses and no being home on time required. It is a Mutually beneficial relationship with a friend or acquaintance where you don’t get to take them out on a date, but you do get to call them at 1 a.m. when the bar closes to see if they want to hook up.

How do I get a Mutually beneficial relationship?

Mutually beneficial relationship are sometimes very hard to find. This is because it takes an open and sexual person who is in a particular stage of their life to be up for it. You get to have a Mutually beneficial relationship by asking for it indirectly -- subtlety is the key.