Relationship Quotes

• Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond. -Thomas Love Peacock

• Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? -Barbara Streisand

• To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -Ogden Nash

• I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. -Patrick Murray

• All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. -Lord Byron

• Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing. -Elie Wiesel

• A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. -Arnold H. Glasow

• Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. -Abraham Lincoln

• We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. -Rodney Dangerfield

• Women are confusing. They hate it when you ask how old they are, then they turn around and bite your head off if you forget their birthday. -Scott E. Roeben